Did you know that the Milk & Honey in this blog’s namesake is actually code for Eric and Erin? It’s true. He’s Milk. I’m Honey.
He’s Milk because he’s pale. Wait, no. He’s Milk because he’s rich? Um. Definitely not. He’s Milk because if you leave him out overnight, he turns sour? HA HA!
No, no. I [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘peanut butter’
September 30, 2009
Milk and Honey
September 11, 2009
He’s Gone
My husband left me.
Yup, you heard that right. Last Friday he packed his bags and walked out the door. I begged him stay, pleaded with him to reconsider, professed my love, graveled, cried, whined. Nothing worked. He still left. There may or may not have been tears. The horror! The heartbreak!
Oh, three days later, he [...]
March 30, 2009
An Open Letter to the Guinness Book of World Records
To Whom it May Concern:
I realize that my humble banana bread here is no way close to being to the largest loaf ever made, however, if you were ever so inclined to include a new record in your collection for the largest banana bread ever made with one measley bunch of bananas and a standard [...]
July 2, 2008
Peanut Butter Perfection
As evident from the post below where I am hugging my fridge, it’s high time I think about laying OFF the ice cream for a while. Yeah…not looking quite so slim and trim these days so I’m going to try to resit the urge to pull out the ice cream maker every week in an [...]
